A week in KL, being a lan jiao (-_-)

ARGH!!!!!!! Stupid TARC!!! TIM I NOE HOW U FUCKING FEEL WHEN UR AT TARC!!!!
Ehem....I'm gonna start by telling the first day I arrived at KL with high expectations, confidence building and plans progressing. Was spending time with TKN friends, get to know some crazy peoples and went to Pulau Ketam at Klang. Its a fishing village with a lot of CRABS, its practically everywhere!! I mean on the muddy side anyways, but its a nice experience being able to visit a fishing village, the place is dull but the residents is friendly to outsiders and the seafood is okay for me. Spending a few days 'lepaking' with TKN coursemates, bunch of psychos. XD

Finally waited until Friday when TKN is free to fetch me go Setapak Tarc to apply for admission.
I went to the reception to inquire bout stuffs. 'A' told me there is no such thing as a Feb intake and insist I cant 'slip' in the Jan intake which means I have been 'pranked' by the person I call last week!! She also told me to wait for the May intake which is like 4 more months!! So I wanted to fill in and submit the form now, she kept on repeating MAY MAY MAY!! I was like WTF!!! So 'friendly' staff they got here. I tried asking 'B' she said the same thing but off topic a bit even give my a brochure.. WTF! Helooo, didn't you heard me?! I'm familiar with these already Why waste resources and saliva. Nvm, i go for another last try. Its when I came to 'C', she understands my situation and handed me some form which is 'CRUCIAL' to apply at my situation whereas the 'A' and 'B' have just wasted a lot of time talking useless pussy language!!
This sums up that the management of TARC SUCKS TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!

Being an Emo bastard for the afternoon, until I got a chance to lighten up when sohai TKN at first invite me join his friend and in the end tell me no sitting place for me! NOT only that he got money go drink beer but no money to spare to find Tim! Yes I said it!!! From an Emo = Bitchying around...and as I get back from KL i get greeted by my father's story telling session...I wonder what the fuck am I doing in Kl for a week and end up I'm being a Lan Jiao! t(-_-t)
So now I'm gonna have to wait for the May Intake...
Not everything goes as planned eh? I even heard God and Satan laughing at me in my dreams calling me NUB!! (-_-)

Me, My Dad, and My Dad's Stories (2)

I forgot to mentioned that my dad is Menopause state, more like a male version of menopause if you asked me. Even my mom agreed bout this, it's a frightening thought when my mom gets this too. Anyways continue onto our story~~

Situation 2

Son: Dad is your throat alright?

Dad: No, my back still hurts even though I rest a lot....(and then continued on elaborating I Just ignored it)

Son:........( I asked A you go and answer B !@$#%$#)


Situation 3

Son: Dad I'm going to KL to do my college thingy.

Dad: Be careful on your way, rest when your tired, check your engine, check your gas level, etc etc etc etc

Son: I'm not the one driving (-_-)

Dad: Listen to me first!! As I was saying....bla bla bla ( going on almost 10 min)

Dad: You were saying?

Son:...................(my mind went blank)


Situation 4

Dad: Your Aunt doesn't work at the market anymore, you know why? Its because she is physical weakened due to her age. I pity his son have too feed his parents, brothers, sisters ETC ETC

Son:....... (so what it gonna do with me and you? Your not the one who needed to feed them!!)

Dad: So whats your opinion bout that?

Son: No comment (That I'm not a busy body like you)


Situation 5

Son: Dad I need to get a glasses, my vision has been deteriorate I cant drive at night.

Dad: Sigh....another few hundred gone.

Son: ...... (WATEFAK THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?)


Situation 6


Dad: Son why do you leave your CPU open like that? I helped you to close it up, the casing is manufactured with the holes in it to improve the air circulation, use your brains son or you used too much in front of your computer?

Son:...... (Casing have varieties of holes or special one's none, just fucking open it up let it breathe without the holes. Dad you are just so fucking 'clever')


Situation 7

Dad: Son look over that car there, isn't it nice!

Son: Dad, I'm driving (-_-)

Dad: Son! Look Look!!! There's a new shop there!!

Son:...... (OH GAWD!!!!)


The thing that my Dad do that I abso-fucking-lutely detest -
1) Burp so loud as if he want attention
2) Smokes almost everywhere
3) trust his friends more then his own family
4) Busybody-ing bout other peoples business (a kid peeing beside the road also somehow relates to him)
5) Talk too much rubbish (Just get to the fucking point please!)
6) Most words came out of his mouth is indirect sarcasm towards you
7) He is more 'superior' than anyone else (I Noticed my cousin dad's have the same symptoms, his daughter cant stand him, HAHAHA..finally someone who understands my feelings)
8) In 10 words, 5 of them are repeated.
9) Brags about the 'glory' of his past (Please lar, I mean cmon, Damnit Just STFU!!!!)
10) Like's to do extra things. (Always says he's busy but just a blink of an eye he can say 'What to do, so many free time. %&#%&#$%&$$)
Other that what above mentioned he is a okay dad =D
Not really hate him the person, just the uncontrollable mouth =/
Stay Tune for the Next Story of Me, My Dad, and My Dad's Stories!!

Me, My Dad, and My Dad's Stories

This is something readers might find interesting and funny while my mind and soul suffers the most. It would be a conversation between me and my dad....which always ends up in a weird way. My dad is a businessman who works a taugeh/beansprout/Nga Choi plantation, currently he has a lot of free time and always looking for something to do that involves less usage of money. He even invented something useful but too bad it ISN'T useful to me. My dad is actually a good dad but his nag....SHAT!! Its not only irritating and annoying, its also going in REPEAT mode!! @($&@*&%!^2#$#@$$#546!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To support this I'll have 2 friends to prove it, one of my bastards Eric Chin followed me and my dad for lunch. My dad starts his 'Story-Telling' to Eric non-stop for 1 hour. Eric is totally dumbfounded when all he can do is nod his head. Another bastard is Tan Kean Nam the Re leaser Of Airplanes, on a day he was waiting for the traffic lights to turn green, he saw my dad and greeted him. My dad without wasting time goes Story-telling again, he continued spilling the milk until the light turns green and take off immediately leaving TKN stunned for a few seconds until he starts coming back to his senses. He told me 'Your dad can tell 3 different stories in 1 minute', imagine u were me have to face him for almost single fugging day listening to his story telling therapy. Imagine that!!!!

Okay, on to the good part where I will elaborate what silly things he said in the recent months. I'm being considerate to my father and respects him because he's trying to save money to feed me and my sis so most of the time i juz kept quiet. I'm at home waiting for the next college intake, works with my father (part-timer with no wages!!)
Words in the bracket is the things I said in my heart.

Situation 1

Dad: Calls son and said 'did you locked your room when u gone out just now?'

Son: 'No, I didn't locked it unless i was inside' (to escape your story telling therapy)

Dad:'Your door is lock and the spare key is inside your room, what you gonna do now?'

Son: 'Need to call key-makers to open door loh'

Dad: 'Then tonight your are going to sleep outside! - in a serious tone

Son:'........'

The next morning;

Dad: 'Yesterday i went into your room to set up the salt ball thingy i just bought, when i finished setting up I went our to check something and when i came back the door is locked '

Son: 'Then why yesterday you called and said I was the one locked it?' (Did the face) = (-_-)

Dad: 'Dont change the subject!'

Son:'........' (#$%#@$%#$@%^)

I'll update more when my memory recalls what he said, ignored him too much I develop the 'IGNORE' skill into a whole new level that beats the 'Silent Treatment' skill....he he he

A brand new friggin start for the year 2009!

It's been some time since i blogged in friendster (which is pretty much outdated and abandoned), was addicted to gaming and still addicted into it. This is bad news because usually a normal person at my age would be out there partying, clubbing, dating or doing something useful other than sitting in front of a damn computer for hours only to get the temporally excitement. Can't blame myself though, most of the friends I met or knew are gamers. Been gaming since around when i was primary, I seriously need to change from a computer psycho to an outgoing person.These would be my resolution for this year, I hope that my friends in KL would support me in the coming future as I would support them too if they need it. Sorry if I didn't be what a friend should have be, I'm trying to change that bit by bit.

I forgot to introduce myself, how rude of me (-_-)

Raymond Sam Zhan Yip is mua's name

22/23 years old

Formerly a Michaelian and currently a tourism student at TARC

Raised by problematic parents (One that feels responsible but do not put his heart in it/ Another who likes to go out lepak every single night but at least put her heart into the family)

Believed to be psychic, mastered the basic of Japanese language, predicts that the end of the world would be sooner than we anticipated, have some psychology skills, still waiting for the PSP to be fixed!! Zzzz

Likes to hang out with friends either for gaming or just to yum cha, sleeping,
trying out new things, listening to musics and day dreaming.

Dislikes being nagged, ordered around, being pressured, think as stupid and of course BACKSTABBED For No Fuggin Reason!!!

Dreamed to change the world (which is why they called it a 'dream')

My aim is to leave Malaysia to a better place although I'm gonna miss the food and friends there.

To sum all it up, I hoped to be able to achieve something when I reached to KL around February. KL here I come!!!!! Brace yourself for I will make things even more hectic there!!!

'No Pictures shown Due To Disturbing Images and lack of owning a digital camera' Wheeeeeeee!!!