Me, My Dad, and My Dad's Stories (2)

I forgot to mentioned that my dad is Menopause state, more like a male version of menopause if you asked me. Even my mom agreed bout this, it's a frightening thought when my mom gets this too. Anyways continue onto our story~~

Situation 2

Son: Dad is your throat alright?

Dad: No, my back still hurts even though I rest a lot....(and then continued on elaborating I Just ignored it)

Son:........( I asked A you go and answer B !@$#%$#)


Situation 3

Son: Dad I'm going to KL to do my college thingy.

Dad: Be careful on your way, rest when your tired, check your engine, check your gas level, etc etc etc etc

Son: I'm not the one driving (-_-)

Dad: Listen to me first!! As I was saying....bla bla bla ( going on almost 10 min)

Dad: You were saying?

Son:...................(my mind went blank)


Situation 4

Dad: Your Aunt doesn't work at the market anymore, you know why? Its because she is physical weakened due to her age. I pity his son have too feed his parents, brothers, sisters ETC ETC

Son:....... (so what it gonna do with me and you? Your not the one who needed to feed them!!)

Dad: So whats your opinion bout that?

Son: No comment (That I'm not a busy body like you)


Situation 5

Son: Dad I need to get a glasses, my vision has been deteriorate I cant drive at night.

Dad: Sigh....another few hundred gone.

Son: ...... (WATEFAK THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?)


Situation 6


Dad: Son why do you leave your CPU open like that? I helped you to close it up, the casing is manufactured with the holes in it to improve the air circulation, use your brains son or you used too much in front of your computer?

Son:...... (Casing have varieties of holes or special one's none, just fucking open it up let it breathe without the holes. Dad you are just so fucking 'clever')


Situation 7

Dad: Son look over that car there, isn't it nice!

Son: Dad, I'm driving (-_-)

Dad: Son! Look Look!!! There's a new shop there!!

Son:...... (OH GAWD!!!!)


The thing that my Dad do that I abso-fucking-lutely detest -
1) Burp so loud as if he want attention
2) Smokes almost everywhere
3) trust his friends more then his own family
4) Busybody-ing bout other peoples business (a kid peeing beside the road also somehow relates to him)
5) Talk too much rubbish (Just get to the fucking point please!)
6) Most words came out of his mouth is indirect sarcasm towards you
7) He is more 'superior' than anyone else (I Noticed my cousin dad's have the same symptoms, his daughter cant stand him, HAHAHA..finally someone who understands my feelings)
8) In 10 words, 5 of them are repeated.
9) Brags about the 'glory' of his past (Please lar, I mean cmon, Damnit Just STFU!!!!)
10) Like's to do extra things. (Always says he's busy but just a blink of an eye he can say 'What to do, so many free time. %&#%&#$%&$$)
Other that what above mentioned he is a okay dad =D
Not really hate him the person, just the uncontrollable mouth =/
Stay Tune for the Next Story of Me, My Dad, and My Dad's Stories!!